(o)(o) = perfect breasts
( + )( + ) = fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) = high nipple breasts
(@)(@) = big nipple breasts
o o = A cups
( O )( O ) = D cups
(oYo) = wonder bra breasts
( ^)( ^) = cold breasts
(o)(O) = lopsided breasts
(Q)(Q) = pierced breasts
(p)(p) = breasts w/hanging tassels
(:o)(o) = bitten by a vampire breasts
\o/\o/ = Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) = flat against the shower door breasts
< o < o = electric shock breasts
|o||o| = android breasts
(/)(o) = scratched breasts (ouch)
(%)(o) = extra nipple breasts
($)($) = Jenny McCarthy's breasts
(^o)(o) = zit on your breast
( o Y o ) = poses for playboy breasts